Have you ever hit that level of "down" where the simplest, most obscure things make you laugh? And by "laugh", I mean tears of hysteria rolling down your face, accompanied by the crossing of legs?
If you answered "yes", then I graciously give you...
(caution: I have been singing this version of the song for 2 days. Watch at your own risk.)
(...because this should have been the official music video.)
(I'm wanting a bird who can answer the phone for me, because it would go like this. me: "I'm sorry, you wanted that payment when? Hold please. Bird? It's for you." Bird: "Hello?")
Note to self: Attempt to train basset hound to dance, sing, and/or answer the phone.
Sidenote: Yeah, I'm going to need a bird. See?