Undoubtedly, some of you saw 'The Glamorous Life' and immediately went to Sheila E. circa 1984. Yeah, me too.
But this is about toilet seats.
Last night, my husband returned home with a new padded toilet seat. Right now, ms'ers are tearing up. Non-ms'ers are wondering if I've lost my mind. Eh...I've got holes in it, but I wouldn't say it's lost.
My toilet seats must always be padded. Why? Because I spend a lot of time resting upon them. And I'm worth it. You can keep your 'Leo Diamond' and your 'Lexus just in time for Christmas' (does anyone seriously do that?). Because last night, when my husband walked in with a brand new, thickly padded toilet seat...for 10.99?
I gasped and said, "it's beautiful!"
Farewell, previous padded toilet seat with torn up covering that ran completely around the seam. And thank you, mystery angel who provided us a Christmas blessing. Without you, I would not currently be living...
The Glamorous Life