Note to self: If it hadn't happened...they wouldn't have needed to write it on a sign.
Clearly, "Do not run" and "No diving" have been superseded by "Do not swallow the pool water" and "Change diapers in a bathroom and not poolside".
Again. If it hadn't happened, they wouldn't have needed to...well...you get the rest.
Mmmyeah. I think I may stick with oncoming traffic.